A new way to HOLI

As soon as my College got over on Saturday, I bumped in to shop for Colors and a few paint brushes.

The only thing that was in my mind was to Celebrate this Holi with in my room.

Now Celebrating Holi with in your room, you may get on nerves of your parents for that, but it wont be the case if you got Canvas sheets, Colors and most importantly the festival of Colors .

This is how I played  Holi all-alone. 

    

            

                                                          

Kali Reconstructed (made by some other blogger)

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Had I played Holi on the streets, I wouldn't have Enjoyed the way I did playing it in my room.

Happy Playing!!!

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Night Lamp | Adjustable

I never thought that Excessive Drinking (now, that doesn't mean I consume hard-drinks) would result in something amazing. The trash that was left over was restructured into a Night Lamp, which I already had viewed in one of the Blog's that is being followed by me.

Thus adding something different to it was the key and that "something" was making it Adjustable

Props that  were required for its accomplishment were Cans, Bulb, Plier, Wire, Thermo col, Screw(4) & its driver , Carton pieces ( 4 x 6*1/2 inch) and most importantly Leisure Time.

                                                                        

                                             

Excess of drinking didn't turn out to be bad!!!!!

Cheers!!!

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WHY ONLY INDIANS ARE RE-BORN

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing too many problems. They are swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana clothes instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes instead of chariots, and they are selling their halos to people for discounted prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and driking tea. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!"

The Lord said, "Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call."

Satan answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." Satan returned to the phone, "OK, I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Satan says, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

Satan says, Man I don't believe this....Hold on. This time Satan was gone for at least 20 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!! Since they are so tech savvy, they are trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell..I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!"

"Some are trying yo start a pakora shop, which I had to stop. I am requesting Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth"

Indians will be Indians.........

So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!

Ideas Exchange (August 2009)

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"+1+1+1"

It was a month ago, when the Facebook bug hit me politely. I sat hours and hours browsing this Universal book and unexpectedly found a few rather many of my school friends.

Meeting virtually after 14 years was pretty amazing and one fine day while chatting to one of them, this idea STRUCK me "how about e-mailing everyone of them with a short story of our school routine(then)".

And I did e-mail everyone hoping for different replies.

But as days passed by something STRUCK me again "their(s) inbox is flooded with loads of announcements and one of them being mine, it might have gone Unnoticed".

So finally it came here, which is as follows:-

It was the Class IV-B (1998-1999), the Snacks break had just finished, all pupils have settled at their respective seats waiting for the Hindi Period (Period Number 4) to commence.

And within a few minutes the teacher enters the class (Ms. Kamaljeet), students stand up to wish her and with in 5 minutes everything is settled. The class Monitor (Karan & Anika) commence their routine work, showing their favorite SYMBOL on blackboard "+1+1+1", "Mam, Ishdeep has been talking all the while after continuous warnings were given to him" says Anika.

 

The teacher says,"Are iska to roz ka kaam hai, chaliye aap apni seat par bhethiye, aaj naya chapter shuru karenge". She further continuous, "Himani bete, chapter number 6 'Hansi Ke Mukhote' parhna shuru kijiye, mein isko samjhati jaungi".

Himani a short girl stands up smartly, and holding her book in her hand starts narrating the Chapter. The Chapter is just half read when the bell rings, depicting the sign of next Period.

Mam then follows up, "Chaliye, baki ka kal parenge, aur mein is chapter ko samjhaungi", with this the teacher leaves the class.

 

And again the Monitors of class come in front and start chalking their favorite Symbols on blackboard and waiting for the next teacher to come. The Monitors were busy with their work, when a boy from a Senior Class shows up and informs the class to gather in the Assembly Ground.

 

The Students line up and start moving towards the destination and on the way the class teacher "Mrs. Anupama" joins the students and instructs them further. The students occupy their so called Seats i.e. the Ground Itself, and start plucking the grass nearby them, and some person on stage starts his speech.

 

After 4 hours the Gathering is almost on the verge of sleeping and finally they are set to go to their respective classes. The time they reach their classes is when the school gets over. 

And all are set to go to their homes.

 

To be continued…  

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